I'm sad that I disappointed you
I'm sad that I upset you
I'm sad that you don't understand me
I'm sad that you have a new found temper
I'm sad that I still live at home
I'm sad that I'm lonely
I'm sad that I can't talk to women
I'm sad that I'm completely unsure of myself
I'm sad that I'm defensive in the face of criticism
I'm sad that I'm depressed

I'm happy that...