Seamus was a man,
who for heavens sake
-was good with his sword arm.
But a bit of a rake.

As famous in battle as he was, he was more known instead
-for fervent virility,
and a creaky worn bed.
Yet, I'll never forget this phrase  he once said.

"You know my good lad,
I've always thought funny
-the wars men will wage for
a warm supple *****."