Ugggh
Why?
It’s a ******* Tuesday
Who does this on a Tuesday
With someone else in the room
Who can hear
EVERYTHING
That’s going on
I know it’s your girl friend and you haven’t seen her in two days
But sweet ****
I feel so awkward

“Shhh, it’s okay. He’s asleep.”
Yeah, *******
I wanna ask him how that test went
Or if he got that hot girls number in the elevator
Something to stir the mood
Something to stop the possible pregnancy
That’s happening twenty feet away from me

Where am I supposed to go?
The lobby?
Sleep on the couch?
Yeah, **** that

I should take a needle
And poke holes in all his condoms….
What kind of human being would I be after
Completing such a wretched task
God, that was such an evil thought

Then, just as quickly as the began…
The springs suddenly grew silent
I was confused
But I didn’t want to turn around and look
I just waited
Till ultimately I heart my roommate whisper
“Sorry”