I want to be with pirates We’d have fun Adventure! My best friend wanted to be a ninja Stupid Ninja’s train too much They can never be loud They can never be fun
You see us pirates Oh man we get the party started And the boats rockin’ No pun intended With no such thing as time We have no where to be Let down the sail Ocean air breathes life into our direction We take what we want And we drink way too much On a daily basis
Wearing eye patches even though We have perfectly good eyes behind them That’s the fun of it Have you noticed my beard? It’s seven oceans thick Seen more battles than history books
Our ship is the closest thing We have for a soul Yeah, it’s a little ***** But it’s fun Nobody has a home So we embark on what’s in our hearts We don’t listen to our heads There’s no fun in that kind of thinking Our hearts are chaotic Passion in the form of crashing waves