the first time you called me crying, there was a wasp in your living room. I ran over as fast as I could. I killed the wasp, picked you up off the bathroom floor, and took you to the mall. this is the sort of excitement you bring into everyday life. the next time you called me crying, he was gone. I could run as fast as I could, but no matter how much I wanted to, I couldn’t just pick you up off the bathroom floor and take you to the mall. not this time.