I tried to not take us so seriously because in the wake of a long stream of non-commital commitments, I've begun to understand how intense I become when someone matters to me on a personal level, that's why I left you alone when I found out about Marla and Darla and Carla and all of the Lala's that you ****** and then you decided to be different for a day (let's be honest. more like five minutes tops) and you found yourself with the proud and loud feminist, Mandie with an i-e in your bed and I keep telling myself, it's not the feminists fault that she likes men. This man. My man. And so I decided un-invite you to the party I'll be throwing for you in honor of you being accepted into so and so acting program in the city. I'll drink everything they bring for you, **** everyone that only loves you. I'll leave your car beneath some distant bridge, **** your boss and and take me a little more. It's not your fault I didn't take us seriously. It's not your fault the feminist liked you more than me.