We all just wanna be tended to; us women of the foliage want to be gushed over, not just because we're pretty and smell nice-- no, we want stone-cold attention. Us Foliage Women NEED fresh air and sunshine; we don't need no shade, no, no, no. We come back year after year. You don't want those fake flowers you can buy at Micheal's.
We are all quietly pulsating with life, our leaves rustling in the wind. We smile sweetly at the sun because we know it's our only sense of life. Gardeners aren't that reliable, you see. They think you're really pretty at first, with your colorful petals and such, but then the gardeners realize that they have to get their hands *****; they have to uproot the past to move you to a sunnier spot.
But, no. The gardeners forget to water the Foliage Women; they forget to let the Foliage Women into the sunlight.
Then they wonder...they wonder why the women of foliage are completely wilted, shriveled, gasping for air. They relied completely on the gardeners.
The Women of the Foliage can stand tall, alone, yet together. We can tend to each other. Gardeners are unnecessary, anyway. We'll bend in the breeze, and whisper in the wind, together.