Welcome to our country, where we promote your freedom of speech
(As long as what you're saying coincides with our philosophys)
Were racism and bias are WRONG.  (Unless you're behind closed doors or computer screens)
A land where, (as long as they aren't TOO big), we will support your hopes and dreams
Our country of contradictions is one we're proud to brag about from rooftops
But we ***** about our laws, decisions, politicians, courts system and cops (on facebook)
We wholeheartedly strive for change to better the world
(As long as it's inexpensive, and hard work isn't involved)
We promise to be tolerant of your religions and beliefs
(Unless you're a godless heathan who hasn't found christianity)
We take pride in our land because we were told to do so
We won't ask any questions; It's easier not to know