You see; Keeping a dog on the leash is not easy Cause chasing tail is so incredibly appeasing The pull teases until you release my leash My teeth breaking through petals of meat I'm chewing through your shoes and excuses I'm a nuisance when i'm loose But you already knew this Throw me a bone here I'm starved for your scraps I'd sit in your lap but you're afraid that i'll attack you're afraid that if this strap snaps I'll run fast and never come back bribe me with snacks & take naps with me lets be happy I'll show you how good I can be without my leash One day, you'll see it but by then i'll be gone someone else's dog someone else's add on