She stands before the class Her voice rings loud and clear Each word beautifully enunciated For all who wish to hear
The perennial English teacher She reads with such dramatics and flair Such a pity that its only noticed by students in the first few chairs
She's reading out my poem She paints pictures with her words But honestly? Sometimes I find Her explanations quite absurd
No, That's not what I meant! Dear teacher, stop twisting my verse! Dear students, please notice the flaws In the story she so carefully rehearsed
It's amazing how sometimes she understands The thought and feelings of what I wrote And sometimes she gets it so very wrong That I want to strangle her throat
She continues unperturbed By the lack of interest in the room Students only see her smile and energy Not her disappointment and gloom
She worked so hard to teach them, A little appreciation would go far! But they just sit and pretend to listen As they wait for the end for the hour
Finally, she comes across That fateful line The one that sparks a discussion I watch the class come to life
In a tsunami of opinions, She smiles proudly, riding the wave She launches into her explanation And it's the completely wrong one she gave
Its one of many misinterpretations Of my carefully crafted work There! That student! She understands what I meant! Now now, don't tell her she's wrong. Don't be a ****!
A debate ensues and words fly The classroom divides into two. Half are on my side, dear teacher And the other half believe you.
Out of the blue, the bell rings For once the students want more time! A pat on the back for the English teacher. This victory is both hers and mine
So what if she gets it wrong sometimes? So what what if she's too dramatic? Sometimes she's just unreasonable She's your average literature fanatic
She always gets her point across Without having to scream and shout She teaches the students the value of words Isn't that what it's all about?
I'm sure we've all at some point disagreed with our literature teachers! Honestly, sometimes I like to imagine that I'm a world famous poet and that my work if being discussed in a classroom somewhere. :D