WHAT DOES HE TO WITH IT?
DOES HE GATHER AN ARMY AND LAUNCH AN ATTACK?
OR SIMPLY JUST USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BACK

TOO BIG TO CARRY AROUND ALL DAY
HE MUST HAVE MUSCLES TO HAVE HIS WAY

DOES HE USE IT TO EAT? BREAKFAST AND ALL
NO BECAUSE THE FORK IS TOO BIG AND MOUTH'S TOO SMALL

DOES HE SPEAK ENGLISH AND CAN HE WALK
MAYBE NOT BEING HALF FISH
BUT HE BLOWS BUBBLES  THAT'S HOW HE TALKS