My dear Madame manager,
When you walked in the room,
you saw we went hostile
on the company balloons.
I'm sorry to say
It wasn't so funny
Costing a dollar
And $0.10 worth in money.
We didn't mean harm
in picking on you.
Even though it was fun,
we acted like poo.
And so, I apologize
for pranking at large.
You're a wolf among weasels.
Glad I'm not in charge.