When I dis you
I smell goats milk
on your breath,
and your tee
could use a comb
including your hair shirt.
I admire your gustatory bent,
grass, clover, gravel, Milk Duds...
And Oh, when we're in bed!
Your so Ram-bunk-cious!
With you behind me
I always feel like I'm about
To inherit "the" whirl!