I've been sent to this place
not on my own volition.
I am a case study for
an advance party
of skilled technicians.
They have harnessed the atom
for deep interstellar space-travel.
I have to hand it to them,
some pretty smart beings they are,
quantum physics
is Mickey Mouse to them.
But I do thank the lucky heavens
they've never heard of Donald Duck before.
They'd come here
to **** that up too.
And, I love that funny duck.