Remember when following twinkling lights down sparkling hallways that life is but a dream and here is the essence and truth of the whole thing ripping at the seams, spilling out through bell peels and peeking out from bows of holly. Once a year reality shows a bit of leg. So enjoy it thoroughly through rounds of eggnog and sugar comas, through cellophane and paper napkins, through pointless conversations omitting drug references and financial statuses. Just put some snow down someones back, and if it isn't available, good ol' ice does fine. Forget that in a few days and a few minutes the world will close up again and deny it's divine nature. Add a bit more weight to show that it happened, to prove that it happened for the next few months.