sit down under trees
pull me over your knees
don't say please
kiss me
and I'll kiss you

walk dark alleyways
push my shoulders forcefully
up against the wall
kiss me
and I'll kiss you

where grassy fields are found
run me to ground
like I'm some foxy blonde
kiss me
and I'll kiss you

take me dancing tonight
sweep me off my feet
like I'm a feather in the light
stagger and drop me
and I'll drop you

I'm not that fat
*surely?!