I once knew a man called Joy We met when he was but a boy He was merry as can be But his chin was soon whiskery He wore a red plumed hat With a matching cravat His pants were green and fluffed Tucked into boots all scuffed We had a cheery life together No man could have ever been better But soon he was far older than me Eye to eye we could not see His laugh lines got all baggy His skin turned grey and saggy It breaks my heart every day Remembering what he did say We were walking through a grove Between the trees we strode Under one he sat to rest his head Looked about him and happily said “This is more beauty I have ever seen” On his face the light shone green That was the last time I saw the man “Please do not leave me!” I began But it was too late and he was dead Ever since I’ve felt nothing but dread