The Gopher was born Underground. He spent so much Of his life there. His eyes never adjusted To the lack of light, he simply Tunneled in the dark, half-blind. He never knew the color Of his fur (it was brown, the same color As the dirt he lived in (whose color He never knew either)), but he assumed It was black. While ambling through The black (brown) soil, it so happened That the plump and innocent Gopher Unwittingly clawed his way to The surface. His dwarfish eyes scanned the fairway Laid out beneath him. It was in that brief moment That he witnessed the difference Between rough and fairway, saw white sand traps Scoop out the sides of hills, and first watched Red and yellow oak leaves Drift to the ground. And for this short while the Gopher was awestruck, Riveted to the spot. As the lawnmower’s blades Swept closer, the Gopher could not move at all; and in An instant, he returned to The endless black he had come from.