I'm putting away my Ouija board,
packing up my tarot cards
& throwing away the soggy tea leaves.
Oh, that fortunetelling eight ball *****,
too.

Who knew,
if you want to see the future,
you've got to get out and live it,
not sit around and read your daily horoscope or hang out for days
on the computer.
And that weatherman is a liar.
He said it was going to rain all day yesterday.
So I put away my picnic things and hung out
inside, hiding from the oncoming storm,
that never came.

Guess, I'll put my faith in today,
put on my running shoes
& before the sun comes up,
go for a sprint.
Maybe I'll get rained on,
in an early morning shower!