**** it! the word is YOLO! You Only Love Once everything that came before or follows after is written of as collateral damage.
But once your drunk, HA! once your drunk the world is your oyster to **** on as you please. Who likes oyster anyway.
I will whirl my worries away and bring them up in delightful foamy colors as I spin the world out of control till all your faces disappears in the blur of a world that seems to be moving forward without me.
Don't be a ******* idiot. Text her , you lost your dignity when you shagged the tree a few blocks back. Don't you dare cry, just swear and **** your darling.
If I was drunk, but alas intoxication is a *****, because you lost me whilst ******* on oysters, and while you stole my heart I wish you'd stop calling me a tree. I wish you were collateral damage. I wish I was drunk- with you.