Out of the mouth of babies.
A three year old sets on a *****
He looks in after he's done.
And says, my **** looks like a hot dog!
He jumps off the table and cuts his head.
Blood was everywhere.
He looks around to see mom and says. The Champ is here!
He goes to bed and his mother says
Good night. He says it's not night time til you shut off the light.