Here I stand. On a chunk of land. Pickle in hand. Not much to say. But words that sway. In a way that seems.. fitting. Not a rap, Nor a wrap, Or an old tree with sticky sap. On a train, Not a plane. Here I stand, On a chunk of land. Pickle in hand. This seems to be familiar. On a mat, That was torn by a cat, In the corner the cat sat. Did I say train? I meant plane. Here I stand, On a chunk of land, Pickle in hand. Eating Swedish Fish, Only to make a wish, A wish for a tasty dish. And for you? Another round. So I poke myself with a pin, So I would win; A chance to take a nice car for spin. Why you ask? It's almost a task. Here I stand, On a chunk of land, Pickle in hand. This is my life. I say **** strife. I say cut if with a knife. I need not worries. This is my call? I say we all fall. Here I stand, On a chunk of land, Pickle in Hand.