Some people were naturally graceful She was not But She taught herself how to be; She taught herself the powers of intimidation by ****** tension, gracefulness, and how to look like an iceberg was harboring your heart at all hours of the day She taught herself how to flare her nostrils and elongate her eyes to where they scared the living **** out of you but turned you on just as well She taught herself how to steal hearts and break necks and fill eyes with lust She taught herself how to look like a ******* bat straight out of hell but god forbid that she teach herself how to love She was a glorified bachelorette, a dignified eye catcher; And if anyone could say no to a diamond ring and a promise of forever, She could; And that scared him more than the prospect of *** with one woman for the rest of his life