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I'd love to be a little ninja
and seriously kick some ****
I just envy the freedom it'd give
to this woman of minimum height

I could go for a walk alone
at any hour I wish
not worry about being vulnerable
or feeling at any kind of risk

Being a woman is so frustrating
you 'can't do this' and 'can't do that'
I want to go where I want
when I want, and it's a fact

In Winter it's dark early
it can prevent me from going out
I don't think many men realise
they have their freedom without any doubt

I bumped into this '*****' in a pub
who thought he could cross the line
I wish I could have shown him
not to mess with 'my kind'

So I want to be a little ninja
to handle myself with grace
have the skills to take on anyone
that would dare to invade my space

I'd karate chop in an instant
be ready to roundkick in a skirt
perform upper cuts in a flurry
and a kick in the nuts wouldn't hurt

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