I really wish bedtime would come,
Yawning like Bagpuss on ******,
If I wasn't so tired, I'd go up now,
But I'm such a ****** lazy cow,
I could be sleeping like a log,
But don't like to disturb the dog,
The snoring mutt, an 8 stone lump,
I'm praying that he needs a dump,
My legs are numb, can't feel my toes,
And I really need to blow my nose,
At least I know the time will come,
When to bed I drag my weary ***.