If you're waiting for the meaning of life to hit you

like a bolt of lightning out of the sky

you're better off starting your own power plant.

What's the meaning of the carrot in your fridge?

Why doesn't anyone ask that?

What is the meaning of a 130 billion dollar deficit?

How do we still have rich people when we're in a deficit?

Life is a stretch of time that we can experience

Time is money

therefore life is money

Money has no real value other than what we ascribe to it

The reason "in god we trust" wasn't taken off the bill

Is because money doesn't exist without faith

So keep your receipts folks, especially all the deconstructionists

the anarchists

the cynics

the greasy ***** and the self aggrandized miscreants

I love you confused ******* people