Awesome actually, thanks for asking.
How long now?
Almost two years.
Okay, stop right there.
I know the next question.
The same ******* question I get asked...
over and over and over
again.
No.
There you go.
It's going to be two years now.
And no I have not (little kid whisper) "done it".
"But don't you love him?"
"I don't know, I've only been with him for 24 months now, why don't you ask me later?"


I'm seventeen.
I'm still scared to drive.
I have the imagination of a child.
I will sprint for the swings.

Why is it so bad to hold on to innocence?
Why the **** would I rush to grow up?

Yes, I love him.
Yes, it'll happen eventually.
No, I'm not going to wait for marriage.
No, I'm not scared.

But right now we are too busy seeing who can swing the highest.