The man with the piercing eyes
The one that is oh so wise
The one that feels like he can criticize

The man with the heart melting looks
The one that is king of the rooks
The one that gets his strength from his books

The man with the exact right word
The one that thinks what you write is absurd
The one that doesn't listen to what he's heard

The man with the new and hot game
The one that I think is really looking for your shame
The one that I think doesn't think we're all the same

The man with the tower to look down
The one that has lowered my level to a frown
The one that makes you feel like he doesn't want you around

He has the word and he has the sound
But don't fall under his spell
He'll turn your head round and round
And leave you in a state of dwell