Naked
I into the woods to town i go. I ran around a tree and rip my shirt.
on the branch.
I ran   to the fence where I ripped my pants.
As i jumped .
In to the field I went as  fast as the shortcut could take me. Right pass a cow That i though said meow.
On down the hill I ran in to a bull  Where I mess my pants which was no bull???
Now to town I came  when I stopped to see.That I was naked as could be.
There i stood as the police car pulled up. And as i watched the bull run away with my pants on his horns. I was just naked looking funny.
In the middle of the street.