You left me, long ago At first I was puzzled Where were you, where had you gone I tried everything to find you I begged you to return Bribed you with expensive gifts Built you a wonderful nest Listened to your demands And badgered and begged you to return I gave you the best years of my life And some of the worst ones, too Now we sit on opposite ends of the couch A distance of two feet, Yet light years, parsecs, universes There is no measure of the distance between us.