If my head was made of cheese
And my mouth was made of toast
And my eyes were little peas
And my body was pork roast
If my lips were made of mustard
And my stomach was a melon
if my innards were all custard
And my tongue was just a lemon
And my fingertips were grapes
And my ears were hot dog buns
And my nose was made of cake
And my chin was made of gum
If my toes were made of ham
And my feet were made of beans
And my eyebrows made of jam
And my hair was fresh-picked greens

If all of this were true
It would be a grand old feat
But I wouldn't know if you were my friend...

Or if you just wanted something to eat!!!