“Dear Lab,” started the angrily worded poem,
“We’ve put up with shenanigans and outrage and prats
And unfair bannings from you little rats.
We put up with no codes (quote) for our protection
And through it all you maintained our affection.
Now along you slither with your fancy new forum
And ask our opinion - just to maintain decorum -
but of our gentle requests: you deplore ‘em
Then leave all the mess to the red coated quorum.
pfft - Lab notified."