Why so serious?
Learn to take a joke!
Like a pencil disappearing,
I'll make you laugh so hard you'll choke!

If my jokes don't make you laugh I can at least make you smile.
Just look at mine, it'll never fade away!
I'll just take this pretty knife to your face,
And you too can smile everyday!

Oh hush dear officer, if it makes you feel better I'll tell you how I got mine.
My daddy told me one day to "put a smile on my face" but he did it for me.
And since then now my smile's wide and my eyes shine.
Besides officer, at least you'll live! (For now that is)

Oops, haha sorry, I didn't mean to cut you there
Officer you move a lot. But if you want random cuts, I don't care.
Just as long as I can still give you that pretty smile,
That I know, will last for a while
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
~Love the Joker