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David Alexander Jackson
Poems
Jun 2014
Groundhog's Day For A Piece Of Straw
The straw that broke the camel's back
Was auctioned off on Ebay
And bought by an amnesiac
Who liked collecting hay.
If possession is nine-tenths of the law
All I need to do now
Is buy the final straw
And then he was sectioned
And taken away.
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David Alexander Jackson
Bristol, England
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