MAN= "I thought you thtew those boots out"
In other words="I love your legs in those boots"...

MAN="You get to drive the new car tonight baby",
In other words="I'm getting smashed tonight",

MAN="That **** at the office had a ladder in her tights, how tacky",
In other words="My new secretary has great legs",

WOMAN="My god, look at the state of my hair",
In other words="You haven't noticed my new hairdo",

WOMAN="You look so tired tonight sweety",
In other words="You're not getting any tonight mister",

WOMAN=" ***, that blue shirt you love is too tight, i'll buy a new one",
In other words="I mixed the wash, your blue shirt is pink"...

Woman, Man, man Of Woe? I dont know. Let's just get along HMMMM????


(c) eileen mcgreevy 2009