I am the boy Abraham and I have been brought to this room to be examined because I **** my pants. the man Abraham is my father and there is also a young adult Abraham who hands out bowling shoes on Saturdays. the place I am from is easy to write about. in that place the girl I love dresses like a witch and stands for hours on a high-dive above a drained pool which is closed to the public. she never jumps, my mascot, and pretends to smoke the same cigarette which can be seen if one zooms in. there is no food, no water, nothing responsible for hunger or thirst. no one goes to the bathroom except to look at the toilet so the urge fades more quickly. I am some sort of god. if you want to hear yourself think, each house has one phone. if you want to hear what is now me, there are phone booths everywhere.