Flies in Cleveland bulk up in windows just like flies in Buffalo. Like flies anywhere I imagine, except maybe Kansas. It's been a long time, hasn't it? Are any of us sorry? I wouldn't say it first. That's why this isn't an open letter. ****, listen; There's a lot of things in this book that aren't going to make a whole lot of sense to any of you, but they're still here and I mean them. Every single ******* word. It's not that I hate everyone, it's just, well... ****. You bulk up in my windows. It'll be a longer time till the next moment we don't speak.