Step 1:    It was a marriage of convenience.
                When the bride kissed the Groom,
                The black veil slipped:
                Watch it, Groom's come undone.

Step 2:    The house is a precious gift.
                My husband smiles callously.
                The hypocrisy! He undulates to the sky.
                I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really, really, sorry.

Step 3:    The sidewalk opens up to devour everything.
                Wonder if she'll miss me.
                The sidewalk ***** the color from the night.
                I don't care, I tell the dog.

Step 4:    They refurbish the house,
                To refurbish their souls.
                Wild reds and luscious greens
                Are replaced with a conservative blue.

Step 5:    Shall I tell you a story?
                It's about a suitcase and a lunatic,
                And how everything turned into a conservative blue.
                The sidewalk swallows everything.