I've been thinking what could be worse Than a grumpy old man writing childrens verse, Calling on experience from his young days Of the things he did and the games he played.
Now I'm not saying that I'm a grumpy old man You can take from that whatever you can, But I remember clearly being young And even now my song's not yet sung.
When we were kids we used to know Lots of places we could go, And I never remember having a care About stranger danger or anywhere,
That was ever out of bounds Or if it was it was soon found, And added to the itiniary Of places to play for my mates and me.
We used to go into Clintz wood Where the hiding places were so good That sometimes you were never found And by the time you dropped back to the ground,
Your mates had already headed home And you had to leg it on your own, But I don't remember feeling fear Because growing up was great round here.
We would tell our **** we wouldn't be long Usually a statement that was blatantly wrong, And then we'd all gather to head up the edge of Dent To play in Black Wood and my how quickly the time went.
Where it went to no one knows We still have no idea where it goes, But it always seemed that when we were having fun Old Father Time always used to run
Much faster than when we were bored Like a boiling kettle when ignored. So before we knew it the sun was sinking And we all knew our **** 'd be thinking
That we'd all up and ran away And we hadn't just nipped out to play A game of hide and seek in Clintz Wood, They'd think we all were gone for good.
So as the sun sank in the Western sky We all started to run my mates and I, Back down the hill onto the road Which led us back to our abode.
And when we got back we saw Waiting outside each front door Angry mothers waiting to bend our ears And tell us of their imagined fears
That we'd been pinched by the bogey man, Or sunk in a pond or quicksand, Or fallen off a cliff or from a tree Then afterwards we'd all be
Given a cuddle and our supper then We'd all be in bed long before ten. Yes kids today have a lot more Things that they do behind a door,
Lots of things with which to play Lots of things which seem to say That freedom lost can be replaced By objects owned and possessions chased.
I know that this will never be true And things you own will never teach you The lessons we learned when we were little boys, Simply by playing with Mother Nature's toys.