Yes It is I the Notorious Break Down Queen Been to every big city and every hick town in between Broken down more times than a little bit All I do is hurry up and wait but most of time is just sit
Waiting in the shop to get my truck repair Must have open Pandora's Box. does anyone care? clutch rod bent, steering rack and pinion went to crap stuck in a truck that's a rolling death trap
Finally I get rolling thinking this must be a curse I'm under Good God what that sound? My engine sounds like thunder The Truck God's are against me I just know it I'm so mad right now I could just spit
Injectors one through five and the turbo just blew oil and fuel all over the hood and wind shield resembling something like glue four days in the shop in San Larenzo California 3600 dollars later repair guy say "hers a nice little bill for ya"
Not long after the breaks got hot and the air chambers took a dump must have had happened when I ignored that **** speed bump now what all the indicator light just came on and my oil is low maybe I should set fire to it and watch it burn slow
this is perfect I'm just in the nick of time get into Gallup N.M hit the nearest bar and order a corona with a lime My truck is fixed and I'm ready to roll I just pray when I back out I don't hit a poll
In Arkansas In a town of population 12 and one **** dog Hung up on the rail road tracks due to the heavy fog Two cranes later they send me on my way a rock hit my wind shield I guess in Chicago I'll stay
Sick and tired of the hotels motels and shops trailer lights are out get escorted by the Indianapolis city cops Broke down again and not a penny to my name have a water leak which I cannot tame
Held captive against my will in Atlanta for I am pleading only for them to tell me i have a low voltage reading will it ever come to an end I will never freaking know almost in Minersville, PA plowed in by 9 inches of snow
A mixture of all the minor and major stuff This makes my job that more tough the little fixes and the big repairs in between Now you know how I got my name the Notorious Breakdown Queen.