as a kid, the forty-five minutes every ******* Friday and Wednesday was excoriating. even though the other kids adored fondling their fingers through paint swatches, it just wasn't for me. until I met you, my muse and my canvas, your shuddering skin a cream tableaux for my lust to reimagine pointillism cubism impressionism le renaissance haut in scratches and bites and streaks of saliva criss-crossing goosebumped skin.