My talent (or my curse) is getting lost: my routes are recondite and esoteric. Perverted turns on every road I crossed have dogged my feet from Dover up to Berwick. My move to London only served to show what fearful feast of foolishness was mine: I lost my way from Tower Hill to Bow, and rode the wrong way round the Circle Line. In nameless London lanes I wandered then whose tales belied my tattered A to Z, and even now, in memory again I plod despairing, Barking in my head, still losing track of who and where I am, silent, upon a street in Dagenham.