The monster in the closet
he is there to remind
not to look too closely
for fear of what you'll find
he makes those awful noises
to keep you on your toes
don't look in that closet
it's already what you know
your hot and trembling hands
pull up the covers tight
to shield you from the wrath
your sure he'll fire tonight
But you decide you've had it
and resolve to be bold
your going to **** that thing
that turns your red blood cold
Slowly you open the door
to discern all thats there
only ancient memories
and a lonely teddy bear