Dear God
I love you so much
that I want to
put my dick inside you.
You gave me freedom,
and a set of rules to follow.
And even if my faith is based on a personal relationship with you,
it should most certainly mend me to be a true follower of these rules.
I thank you for saving me from my own independent ways,
and for taking my fear of death away
that your followers carefully planted inside me.
Oh God!
I love the thought of someone loving me!