"Have you met her?"
Someone said as we shook hands.
I was more than a fun to her.

Then I said, "This chick,
SHE IS  a lady who understands,
I'm a guy who must be her lover."

"'You better watch us , you better not hate this,
You better not , I'm telling you why,
True love is comin' to town!
True love is comin' to town!
True love is comin', comin' to town."

I practiced every day,
To find some clever lines to say,
To make the meaning come through...

And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:
"there is no love in stripper pubs"

I can see it in her eyes, that she despises mother ******* haters,
Like the day before.

She loves talking ***** to me,
She hates bullies,
She loves getting high.

That's why she,
she e e e e e,
is a well paid,than any other stripper.