If you don't mind, brunette in row nine and two quarters, could you please stop asking why I'm sitting in? Your eyes have explored me, hands twisting into chemical equations and inky nail polish. Ursula. You're a chartist, a mapmaker, a heartbreaker of weaker things than girls and boys and dogs. Your loafers dance across the ugly golden tiles like impatient clock hands. Your bare arms move to the drumbeat of your note taking, your seduction salvation-- your eyes-- looking at me from prison window glasses and wondering why I'm so free as to slide onto a back lab table and silently, scientifically observe a play playing out in which you are merely an extra and this class is a sentencing hearing.