A genius from the N R A, Was on the news the other day. He was on there to espouse the view, That there is nothing government can do, To stop him owning any gun, No they'll never, ever stop his fun. He'll have as many as he can desire, And all of them he'll definitely fire, At anyone he sees as a threat, So all those poor folks best not get, Any ideas above their station, About equality in their great nation, Which has the equality of those with most, Who pray to their god,and like to boast, Of all the things that they possess, And ask for their materialism, their god to bless, And keep them in their righteous place, With both feet planted firmly on the face, Of the millions required to toil and serve, Those who think only they deserve, To be allowed to live a life fulfilled, So don't dare to trespass or you will be killed!