Scottie spot a thot Scottie spot the thot Taking multiple shots Scotty hopped right off his stool Up to the thot he walked Hoping she didn't find him A fool He said hey thot From across the bar I spot Such a **** fine thot Wouldn't you hop on my **** Now the thot looked restless What a decision? This might be the first time the thot Well..thought Needless too say it wasn't long Before the thot hopped on Scottie's **** Scottie thought Man after this thot I might need a penicillin shot Oh no, Scottie watch!!! Here comes the thot's Big pop Threatening to give Scottie, A pop pop
Scottie prayed to god He wouldn't see no cops Especially since before he Made a stop at the ******* spot
And especially not for some Thot
We all know Scottie For a thot he's never fought So he hopped off his stool and Ran out of the club He ain't no nub! Scottie didn't get popped for no Silly thot And so is the story Of Scottie spot the thot Who took multiple shots Hopped on Scottie's **** And called on her Big pop Who almost gave Scottie A pop pop Scottie went to the clinic To get a shot And thought twice The next time he spot a thot Taking multiple shots
This is just a funny poem, I'm sorry Dr. Seuss. Much kudos to Scottie Watson and Khali Davis who inspired this! I love you guys.