I won’t say much about how I was raised Except this, it was horrid Bugs flying every which way left me mortified Up until my death bed I will be aggrieved Crawly bits going over my feet How did I end up in that situation? Why was I in the pit of disgusting things? Oh well, you see, I’m out now So I guess that’s all that matters Just a bmp in the road Yet, now it seems I see things At night in my dreams I wake up screaming As a snake wriggles across my chest And millipedes writhe down my throat That life apparently wasn’t good for me Not in the least bit slightly My mind aches from nights spent awake Praying on the side of my cot Hoping the badness would go away That the monsters would stay out But to no avail Why did I end up this deranged? Why am I so sick in the head? You can blame my upbringing And all the things that haunt me But for now I’ll pretend I’m fine For I can’t wake up otherwise