I dare you to reclaim yourself as human of the year don’t be scared You have won. You are so inconceivably right. I am, a matter of fact a piece of property And I can’t thank you enough, For making people ask for your permission To touch me in ways that you never could. Thank god I have you to set some boundaries Cause god knows if I didn't I might actually become... Happy? Thats silly because you make me happy With your ability to set expectations For me, made by you Thank god none of them surpass Your abilities because I may find out ... I can do better? So reclaim yourself as human of the year Everyone always hates the phoenix And I'm sure That I hate you.